A comiXologist Recommends (a comic that may or may not contain Cronenbergs)

Ricky & Morty #10

In an attempt to really delve into this book and offer a proper perspective, this review will be guest written by Rick Sanchez. Please excuse the belching. - Dane Cypel, comiXologist

Be warned.

Look, you, you comic fan. The tales of me and my, no thanks to Jerry, best grand-chi - UrrrrUrrp – son are sacred. We go on these – adventures, though the universe! Yes, we take – risks! Unnecessary – dangers! And these written comics – are, are our gospel!

So, this tale may have gone – UrrrrrrUrp – off the rails. Granted, that was none of MY doing. Blame me for portaling to a world where there’s an, an evil Morty who has enslaved the world. Not. My. – UrrrUUUrrp - Problem.

You could saaaay that being trapped in this dimension, without the juice to portal home was on me. You could – UrruP – saaaay that I am responsible for the safety of my grandson. But, but come on, Morty was more than able to, to – UrrrrUurrrp – save the day. That, young whippersnapper really pulled through and, and brought home the bacon, saved our – rears, and… whatever.

But these – UrrrrUUrrrp – guys, who decided to make a comic about, us. Do, do they know us? Well, no. But this was pretty on point. I mean, - Urrrp – I forgot about this happening. Had a little tooo much fun with Bird Person at Blips and Chitz. – Urrrurp – But no, really, this guy, Zac … Gorman has my voice down. Dawg. He, he was able to, you know, keep me PG – family friendly. And – Urrrrp – Cannon, did get my wonderful, chiseled physique in all it’s supergenius-glory.

For a, romp through space time, they sure did manage to – UrrrUrp – channel, us, well. Like, you were reading something, from some kind of, television show, or something…

Here’s to twenty more issues! Wubba lubba dub-dub!

Rick out.

Dane Cypel is also on the run from the Galactic Federation though residing in dimension C-3889 allows him to dodge those pesky patrols. He has yet to meet Squanchy.